To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &
Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, s/he is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
and doesn't speak clearly!

Please Remember: Dogs and Cats are better than
kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink or curse
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!