After the third or fourth bath formula attempted, punctuated by banishments, Seamus will get the idea that for some weird reason, you just like to freeze him and then send him out cold and wet again. He will learn to run from baths because it will amount to aversion therapy.

Clearly this calls for a houseparty where each person brings their own idea of what might work, plus treats, and takes a turn washing the dog. If enough alcohol is involved you will even be able to seem like you're having fun with it, at least. :~)

Can dogs be Febrezed?


After a housefire they run a huge ionizing machine to take the horrible smoke smells out of the air. Do skunky dogs do well incarcerated with same? You could call your local fire-cleaner-upper-afterer and ask if they deskunk.

~S~