Teaching you how to milk a cow without a machine,
Teaching you the difference between cows and bulls,
Letting you up into the attic where your mum has said you shouldn't ever go and giving you the last of the sweet apples,
Always smelling of carbolic soap and cowshit,
Frightening you with scary stories about how he lost the tip of his finger in a big gate, and
Helping you over the big gates.

Guess what my granfer did for a living!

LTS