two rooms....he'd probably keep his sheep in the other one. She's well out of it.

No, its a job with prospects. She could work her way to become the heroine of a Catherine Cookson novel. And thus in a few years; she becomes Cotton Lil, the feisty rough tongued lady (but really with a heart of gold) who runs an empire of Gin Palaces, married to Obadiah Hardknacker (a very hard man! who owns all the land in these parts), And all the time she was in love with Viscount Edwin Flossie who stole her maidenhead when she was below stairs....but theirs was a hopeless love.

Either way, Black Bob and Rin Tin Tin can bugger off.

but I'm telling you the plot....!