Well, Folkie Dave, you have a point, it is getting more and more difficult to find a ploughboy in this day and age... and in the middle of London to boot...

Now if it were a Rentboy I was looking for, they're often queueing 3 deep around the corner by the Astoria.

Diane - you too have a point but let's face it, would it be his brain you'd be using?

LTS