Listen, if I don't raise US$ 10,000,000 I'm gonna be taken. Yeah, verily. And the Dude Upstairs is gonna do it. Then he's gonna have me fitted for concrete overshoes and dumped in American Falls Reservoir.

I got til the 18th. Y'all gotta send me lots of money or I'll be taken, ya hear? So open your wallets and purses and make a Love Offering and keep me around.









(Fortunately, AF Reservoir is about 18 inches deep right now.)