We've got him back and he smells very musky right now, earning the nickname of Stinky.

This is where you find out how much you love your dog. We will live with the pong in the house and car for however long it takes, although I have warned him that if he tries it again he will end up being taken to a sheep shearer and then he'll have to wear a crocheted dog coat until his fur grows back in.

A nice pink and mauve coat, maybe?