OK. You're going to jump off an air-i-o-plane in full body armour. I'm not the smartest santa in the Macey's Parade but even I see a flaw in that plan.

When I say, "care and rapaire" please understand that there are limitations on my ability.

Does this jump happen before Christmas? If so, I think you'll be saving me the trouble of buying and shipping.

I'll make a contribution to the Squeaky Fund for Sec'sy Chocolate instead ...

C&RS