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Thread #105328 Message #2170029
Posted By: Don Firth
12-Oct-07 - 11:04 PM
Thread Name: BS: Here We Go Again: Oral Roberts
Subject: RE: BS: Here We Go Again: Oral Roberts
"Have you been Saved?"
[Looking around anxiously] "From what? From WHAT!??"
or
"Well. yes. I was saved from a 30 foot python once! Sorry, I gotta go!"
Once during the 1960s, some local Bible college sent a bunch of students to Seattle's University District on a crusade to try to save "the hippies." Folk singer on not, I was not exactly a hippy, but I spent a lot of time in the U. District, I got hit on a lot! Those were two of a number of prepared responses that I used.
All kindsa neat answers if you tend to be a bit of a smart-ass.