Aw, hell, here you go, the lyrics to a lovely love song about diseases:

MEDICAL LOVE SONG
Sung by Graham Chapman
From 'Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album'
(Expanded version from 'Monty Python Sings')

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile.
I've had balanital chancroids for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June.
I ache for you, my darling, and I hope you'll get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sore,
Your monilial infection--how I miss you more and more!
Your dobies itch my scrum-pox. Ah, lovely gonorrhea!
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear.

Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine.
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal catholitis,
Epidydimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic coronitis, and anterior ureitis.

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected, but you never were a bore.
I'm dying from your love, my love. I'm your spirochetal clown.
I've left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis,
Meningomyelitis, diplococcal catholitis,
Epidydimitis, interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic coronitis, and anterior ureitis.

Hope this helps you.

Amergin