Didja hear about the time Father O'Reilly was walking back to the rectory and met Dolores O'Shaughnessy, Lady Of The Evening? She said to him, "Hey, Padre. Twenny bucks for a good time. You innerrested?"

The good priest replied, "Sure, and shame upon you Dolores O'Shaughnessy! Selling your body on the street."

Dolores replied, "Okay, okay, so you're not interested."

The very next day he met her again and said to her, "Dolores, I prayed for you last night!"

To which she said, "Sure, Father, ye should have phoned and I'd have come right over."