On a good screw   --- earning good money
"we're screwed"    --- no escape from a situation
"caa-yed"            --- derogatry comment directed about a person from Leagh
"Pie eater"         --- derogatry comment directed about a person from Wigin
Humping          --- having sex or carrying a heavy load
"in the brown and smelly" or "in the shit" ...... obvious realy
Slapper          --- Woman of easy virtue, used for men sometimes
Shirt lifter       --- Gay man
"bugger me"       --- Exclamation of supprise NOT an invitation
nooky               --- Sex
Matey             --- someone who you know or someone who acts as though you do
"she's got an arse like a bag of ferrets" --- woman with a nice bum
"eyes like piss holes in the snow"   ---- said about somone suffering from a bad hangover
"sent to Coventry" --- industrial punishment of not being talked to
Baps                   --- a type of barm cake (bread roll) or a womans breasts
Bin lid                --- a large bap
Barm pot            --- (Scottish) crazy person .... or just stupid