The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #105437   Message #2173693
Posted By: David C. Carter
18-Oct-07 - 11:52 AM
Thread Name: BS: Those handy UK expressions...
Subject: RE: BS: Those handy UK expressions...
Woke up this morning with a head like a concrete coal bunker.

Woke up wearing a concrete wig.

I'm all out of oily rags-fags-cigarettes.