Well, my guess is that cloning might be an option to consider..but only if he wasn't embalmed. I think we've probably got enough leaders made of plastic and chemicals for now.

I don't think throwing money to the teachers without raising the expectations AND preparing them better would make much difference. However, as long as their school boards allow it, I bet they'd be glad to use FLs propaganda packets in classrooms...and they'd probably show an interest in a Field Trip or Assembly if it was provided for them.

School boards might approve if FL tosses them a free t-shirt. What slogan works for them?