Richard and I are earthbound spirits. If we were ever going to the ascend to the lofty heights where Froots reviewed our lifetime contribution to folk music - we would have done it by now, It does us no favours, why should we do it the favour of taking its preposterous self important bollocks at face value.

Half a mouthful of garbled abuse after the pub, before we throw up - I think maybe that's about the strength of it.