This would be the same Lizzie Cornish who posed as a child on The Session pages to promulgate more nonsense about Show of Hands - 'im 11 years old and come from dorchester. i play the violin and have played for about four years now. i enjoy playing folk on my violin and listening to it. in fact im probably the only person in my school who likes folk music!!!'

She also wrote - 'And they're the judgemental prats who'll lop off yer head if you don't talk in the right accent for them...read the right newspaper, go to the right school, live in the right house, in the right area of course.'

Oh, well, that's me caught bang to rights, then - wrong accent, wrong newspaper, wrong school, wrong house and wrong area - but, hang on, I write for fRoots so who on earth is this silly person describing?