Amos, did I mention that I've recently acquired an interest in "Cowboy Shooting" and that I now own a .357 magnum revolver and a .30-30 rifle? Unlike California, out here in the Wild West we tolerate guests with pets, but cell phones make great targets. Louie, who lives across the street, can shoot a cell phone out of an ear and hardly ever hits flesh and/or bone anymore (he shoots a .454 Casull because he's afraid of grizzlies in his backyard).

The Legion Hovel has more parking space, so I suggest that your neighbors put up there. There's also more beer, etc.