Hey, Sins...

I been down in Western Carolina all week an' just got home an' here that someone says you turned 60???

Well, that is a load of crap... You don't look a day over 17 to me so whoever has started this vicious rumor is gonna have to pay...

Yup, gonna have to pay...

But, hey, I reckopn most of us do have these drotted b-days so you are entitled to have one but I ain't got it in me to bake you a cake so yer jus' gonna have to take a heart felt "Have a Happy 'Un" and we'll jus' leave it at that...

Maybe I'll bake you one fir yer 18th B-day...

Okay???

Luv ya,

Bobert