Karaoke is all right. I think we should provide backing tracks for everybody at folk clubs.

And then as the intro played we could play, 'I'll name that tune in seven'
And if we get it right, we get let off listening to it.... It would sort of microwave these long ballads.

The Japanese also invented origami/sushi, where you get your fish and chips in newspaper that's been folded up to look like a flower.

They have much to teach us.