Charley, something to keep in mind as you approach Melbourne:

The people of Melbourne
Are frightfully well born.

Of much the same kidney
Is the beau monde of Sydney.

Adelaide's forte is culture,
But in Brisbane the people insult yer
And don't even know they've been rude
They're that ignorant, common and crude.

It's hardly worth
Mentioning Perth.


Cheers
JennieG