We played at the Royal Command,
Their Majesties, I could just spot 'em,
And the National Anthem sounds grand [pronounced so it rhymes!]
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom.


[This one from David Blagrove]
There were two little kids in the stalls,
And I could have cheerfully shot 'em
Throughout the whole show they kept blowing dried peas
At the hole in the elephant's bottom