When the turds had landed, the room began to smell...


We've known it as the squitters, the squits, rusty rain, runny bum and our current favourite, Doctor Who's disease.

Why Doctor Who's disease? (This won't work if you don't know the theme tune)...

Bubbly bum, bubbly bum, bubbly bum, Poo!
Bubbly bum, bubbly bum, bubbly bum, Poo!

Poo-ooo, Poo-ooo! Poo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-ooooooo!

LTS