I liked the song from the Steve Martin film 'Parenthood', sung by his children at the beginning of the film.

'When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhoea, diarrhoea.

When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam,
diarrhoea, diarrhoea!'

There are verses missing, can anyone who has actually seen a baseball game enlighten me?


LTS