So, are we gonna have naked apes on the telly now?
Chimp reality shows! Yea! (go ahead, try to steal that last banana, you sucker....)
Chimp dating games?
Ape Trivia?
The Secret History of Chimpanzees?
Who Survived the Circus?
Was Washoe really literate?

I could get into this in a big way!
Go Chongo!