The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #106017   Message #2186738
Posted By: Valmai Goodyear
05-Nov-07 - 09:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back.
Subject: RE: BS: Don't Forget To Turn Your Cock Back.
Victor, did you mean the vaccuum cleaner?

Lynne Heraud and Pat Turner have a magnificent but eye-watering song about hospital A & E reports on people turning up with injuries sustained during injudicious use of a Hoover Dustette. A good thing these are all unsuccessful as I wouldn't like to meet the offspring.

As for the Snail's contribution - well, you can tell he spent his early life on chicken farms.

Tootle pip,

Valmai