Woman in the pediatrician's office;" Doctor, Cecil doesn't want to breast-feed any more."

    The doctor asks the woman to strip to the waist and he examines her breasts thoroughly. He then tells her that all seems to be in order and asks her as the mother if her eatng and drinking habits have changed in any way.

    "Oh, I'm not her mother<" she replied. "I'm her grandmother but I'm sure glad I came."