How are you going to fix us when we ain't broke? Even after spending vast amounts at Dick Greenhaus' Camsco table. Just 'cause your name's Rapaire, what makes you think you can fix things?

Maybe if you showed us some samples of your work, say maybe a dog, a cat, an address, a wrestling match, a parking ticket, maybe then we'll start worrying about our wagons!

And if you DO come around with the fixture wagon, we'll finally know how many folkies it takes to change a light bulb....

Or when in Pittsburgh, you can fix the sorry-beyond-belief Pirates baseball franchise. THAT would impress is!