I suppose you might have more success with a nose flute. There's less of them for the police to look for - and a man with a stolen nose flute in his possession might be playing with fire.

I really don't think you've got much chance if your guitar goes. Watch it carefully.

When I got burgled, I said to the cop and the insurance man - who were in attendance - well what if I claim for it and you get it back.....?

They both burst ot laughing simultaneously and said, I think we can rule that one out.....