Megan, my Dear,
I hope you're still hanging in there - wherever in there is. Is that husband of yours getting ready for a delivery of coal this Christmas? I still have that wholesale coal supplier on hand, you know. You can tell him that from me.

" Rude bits Liz? How could you say that my dear we were the picture of propriety! weel almost, maybe, nearly ach heck ok will look forward to reading the next edition of the bluffers guide tae Scots."

Hmmmmmmm....... That sounds fascinating, Dear, would you care to elaborate? I heard rumours of earthquakes in Iceland, was that you and your two newfound gesturing friends who caused that?

Are you still watching the mail?

MISS