I hope the Pinkertons will be taking photos on the sly.

If you're looking for a pink tartan, try Clan Destine (or is that Clan McDestine?). Pink should always be good for tartan it up a bit!

Micca, O Shantyman Who's Never Binged On Seafood, Didja know now that it wid be this way when ye vyaged t' A-Mary-Kay's pink shore?

...And to the women I do say
Don't go sell for Mary Kay
'Cause there'll be no makin' up
After the fightin'......

Drink many warm drinks, lad, for that day's the day the Toddy Girls have their Pink-nick.