We don't need a law against fireworks, because that simply ruins the situation for all the people who wish to use fireworks in a safe, responsible manner.

There's no sense outlawing everything that certain people misuse...you'd end up having to outlaw everything!!! I'm seious. Every fecking thing imaginable would have to be outlawed.

No, what we need is roving groups of well-armed individuals..."the Watch"...equipped with great big bloody swords and crossbows...and on behalf of all you people who get upset about this that and the other fecking thing because a few immature people misuse it, the Watch could behead those aforesaid immature people who are caught misusing it. Soon those few troublesome people would either be gone or they would have been intimidated into good behaviour by witnessing the sudden end of some of their mates.

Then the Watch could further improve society by beheading those crabby old people who still found a lot of stuff to bitch and complain about anyway. ;-) Thus we would have fewer laws...fewer troublemakers...and fewer complainers.

It would make for a much nicer society, and one where one could still enjoy fireworks on holidays, but in a safe fashion. I'm for it. ;-)