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Thread #106054   Message #2189410
Posted By: Bobert
08-Nov-07 - 08:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: Fireworks! Hate them!
Subject: RE: BS: Fireworks! Hate them!
Well, gol danged, Spawzer.... Even the Reg Boyz an' by6 couzin Rufus know not to stick nuthin' up their butts and then light 'um... Might of fact, I belive that question has been added to the Wes Ginny I.Q. test...

But yeah, lets get together and blow some sh*t the heck up... And, hey, we're beyond plastic toy soldiers... I was kinda thinkin' like my Couzin Rufus's '78 Chevette then got to thinkin' seriously what we could blow up with $1500 of the good stuff from Phantom and accordin' to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule we could prolbably blow the crap outta Rhode Island...

Whaddayathink???

LH??? You in??? Sell a few more steering wheels 'er whatever it is that you sell... Heck, I'd pawn my Martin to blow up Rhode Island...

Man, they'd be talklin' 'bout us fir years...

Hey, maybe I can get my son, Will-to-me-Ben-to-you (don't ask) to chip in a few bucks... He's a good fuse-man... It's all about being able to bend over and get back up quickly without passin' out... Very important in fuse-man-land... I don't see any of us still possessing them skills... Okay, you two might go a few rounds but this ol' hillbilly be passed out and not good fir fir nuthin' afetr lightin' 'bout two 'er three...

$1500, Spawzer??? That's a lot of the good stuff, man... A lot...

B~