He'd probably believe the "For-Micca" counter top was installed in his honor if the ladies whispered it to him sweetly enough.

I didn't realize I had the same model head as Phillip, whoever he is (certainly NOT a Phillip with regular!), and that getting into my screwed up head required a specialized tool. However, I'm sure the contents, "mal" and "dis" included, could surpass any flea market or thrift store SINSULL, Jacqui and Truebrit have ever imagined in their WILDEST dreams, a Panderer's Box maybe better left unopened...

Mess with it if you dare!