A crawl space, eh?

That way it will remain a Cellar's Market and certain real estate people will continue to prosper. Just don't mention the crawl space and people will still buy. If there are any strange noises, the stories of the place being haunted should help it move.

So, Let The Cellar Beware!

WHERE? In the basement, of course! But a crawlspace can be ANYWHERE, by rights of secret passage! So who knows when or where we'll next emerge! BE AFRAID!.......