Little Friskies are a form of dried pet food made for cats. Smarter cats refuse to eat them.

"punkfolkrocker", here's another way you could dispose of your lovable persona. Acquire a large amount of plastic explosive. Pack it into a cardboard tube. Grease that tube with vaseline. Attach a fuse. Shove the cardboard tube up your persona's figurative ass, light the fuse, and give him a royal and final sendoff to the literary stratosphere from whence he descended.