Dave's Wife, you need to patronise a better class of message board, but that is funny!

Mind you, I have seen a few episodes of this type on large sites I used to use, but there was a real shortage of galpals who'd buy into the scenarios for more than a day or two, until some astute person would point out the raving inconsistencies.

Still, pfr should give your method a go. Has to be really outrageous, though. Maybe not a car crash but a cider-fueled stumble off a cliff into the ocean, where he is attacked by bull seals thinking he's after their harems, followed by a desperate attempt to escape only to be hauled into the briny deeps by an Architeuthis(sp?). Widow's first post should be a folk song written to commemorate his untimely demise.