Captain Birdseye

By charging 4 pounds for Tom Mcconville and David Wood ,AND 5 pounds for Cockersdale

So, by my calculations, one Cockersdale is worth 5/12 of a Tom McConville.

If I played in front of fifty people at £5 a head and was given £50 and the next week the guest played in front of fifty people at £5 a head and got payed £400 I think I would feel pretty pissed off.