Uh, yes yer Honor, I only brot the gun to the bank robbery to scare them into givin' me the money. No malice uh4thot there! Temporary BS.

The big difference in this trial (I hope) is that it's going to be in LV and not in LA (tra la, tra la!) If Little Beaver (aka, Bobby Blake) and Phil Sphincter beat their wraps as OJ did, no jury in LA county is ever going to convict any celeb of a crime. P. Hilton is so stupid. She should have gone to trial.

As far as athletes in college, when I attended Cal State University at Bakersfield ( quit yer snickerin') we had a great basketball team. During the season you'd see all these human skyscrapers ( I'm 6'2"+ and I felt puny by them) walking around campus. I never saw them in a classroom and when season was over I never saw them for the rest of the year. But they were college students, ya think?