Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Daddy's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Daddy's gonna buy you a Billy goat.
And if that goat breaks from his cage,
Daddy's gonna go through middle age.
And if that crisis goes too far,
Daddy's gonna buy a red sports car.
And if that sports car really vrooms,
Daddy's gonna date a girl with big bazooms.
And if that girl informs your mom,
Momma's gonna make a homemade bomb.
And if that little bomb goes boom,
Daddy's gonna take a trip to the moon.
And if that Dad never comes back down,
You'll still be the sweetest little girl in town.