So, people kept telling me I looked hellish; but I felt great. After a time, it got to me, so I went to the doctor. I told him everyone was saying I looked hellish, but that I felt great. He got down a big book, and began flipping through it. "Looks great, feels great; no, that's not it- looks hellish, feels hellish; no, that's not it; looks hellish, feels great- here we are; yep, that's what it is - you're a c**t".