I'd appreciate feedback on these which come from the same Irish comedian. (WARNING If you KNOW who the comedian is, well, ....just.. y'know...don't,please.) I'd like to see if there are others who like this one.


   Casey: I'm a member of the Irish Secret Service, and I don't care who knows it.



   The teacher asked the little boy,
"Who in greek mythology was half man,half bull?"

"Would it be Buffalo Bill?"




My wife reads the death column in the paper every morning, and can't understand how people manage to die in alphabetical order.




Murphy was telling me that when he was in London, the taxi driver took him took a topless place. It was a pub with no roof on it. It rained all thru the meal and it took him two hours to finish his soup.



There was a notice on the door of O'Malley,the vet.

"Will be back shortly. Stay! Sit!"




Flanagan knocked on the door of O'Callaghan's house. The wife opened the door. Flanagan asked,"Is himself in?". The wife replied,"I'm afraid he passed away last week." Flanagan said,"Oh,I'm sorry to hear that but, before he passed on, did he say anything about a tin of brown paint?"


   Ivor