We interrupt this program for some real BS.

About 4 weeks ago I was the hittee in an extremely minor hit-and-run accident. I wouldn't have stood in the rain for 90 minutes waiting for the cops to come if I hadn't been so pissed off.    But i did, so a police report was filed. It is just one more scrape on my old, beat-up car, so I'm not even going to file an insurance claim.

However, it apparently has made it to the public record now. Over the past two days my mailbox has been inundated with 17 solicitations from law firms to file personal injury suits.

Only one offer from a chiropractor, though.