I think we should look way, way, way back and memorialize our roots, and our conquests, and our fuckups. Here is an example:

"From: khandu - PM
Date: 18 May 03 - 09:56 PM

As I have said, the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS(MOAB) is dying. She may hang on a few more days but she grows weaker with each passing day. She has been a delight and shall be forever honored.

And with the end of MOAB will come the end of the Glorious and Triumphant Reign of khandu, The King of All Mississippi. I have accomplished the tasks for which I came...to make Mississippi and the world a better place and to bring them to the Land of MOAB!

My throne shall not be filled by another...for indeed, who could fill it??? Instead, it shall become a Memorial to remind the future generations of the Glories One Man Can Do (khandu!)! It shall be a symbol of "HOPE" for the despondent, a symbol of "CAN-DO" for the nay-sayers, and more importantly, as symbol of BS for the pious.

Thank you all for the wonderfully massive amount of BS! We shall whiff it forever!

A Sad but Wiser khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed - PM
Date: 18 May 03 - 10:09 PM

You are hopelessly nutz, khandoo. As long as thar is BS at Mudcat, MOAB will survive.

Three more weeks Spaw? Mebbe we should send a box ob leftover BlowUp Wimmen for you to cavort wif. I hear thar feetures are molded from that crack whore Penelope Rutabaga obv Twitly.

Come to Mississippi and we'll git you a cake or a sack obv deepfried Twinkies which ar all the rage these days. "