While you two argue about who is from a point furthest west, my origins are not in dispute. I'm stuck in Texas for now, but I'm from the Puget Sound in the Pacific Northwest. There is no doubt it is west of Idaho and sticks out way further west than California.

Sheesh.

MOM wants both of you to go split some more firewood and stack it. Neatly this time, none of that chunking it any ol' which way. A cord at least, please. Each.