Dear Santa
I thank you for your communication and assure you of my good behaviour, albeit pro tem.
I did find that the other parcel was from a different source, good job too, as it contained goods for another person, as well as for me and mine.
I have 2 chimneys available for use, neither of which have been used since last Christmas, when a whole Boat came down one.
Devotedly and sycophantically yours.
Giok