Well, I'll be.

That last post was from me, but the elves in the Computer Centre messed it up. Well, I'll deal with them later.

What I had posted was that you, Tabster, had had your very own name put into the wrong book! "Tubster" is the one who has been so very very bad; except for the slight incident with the pasta YOU have been have been Extremely Good And In Fact Almost Saintly. In order to make up to you the damage done (and since corrected) you will be receiving some nice things. At least, Santa thinks they're nice.

And to expiate his sin of confusing you and Tubster (the cad!) Mugwort Fingerfail, former Clerk in the Office of Naughty or Nice, has been knouted and ordered to perform suppuku gently reprimanded.

Some Christases Santa just can't get good help.