I dont know the title of the song or the proper lyrics maybe someone will and post it here but here is what i know. (probably all wrong)

If i was a married maid thank the lord im not sir the only man thats right for me is the number one sir.
And he'd Order on, I'd order on We'd all order on Together
(something something) middle of the night Ordering together

If i was a married maid thank the lord im not sir the only man thats right for me is the Number 2 sir
And He'd Pull Chord id pull chord we'd all pull chord together
etc

#3 is Lay on
#4 is Run Pole
#5 is pull trail
#6 is run Line
#7 is load ammo or something

Then it goes to things like Recce man... He'd get lost I'd get lost we'd all get lost together

The FOO Man He'd Fuck up I'd Fuck up etc... Please someone write the proper lyrics