Most women if you sock 'em in the butt will just kick you back in reply, aiming behaind them since that's where you were, and hitting soft, vulnerable parts. Best not to do it.
Woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped all 'round my range. It was too hot to handle, boys, so I fried my brain.
Still I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast always here. Yes I thought I'd get some breakfast, breakfast done been here. Couldn't even taste egg gravy, jes' my stale old beer.
If my woman ever find me, hope she'll sort me out right. If my good girl she can find me, I know she'll sort me out right. But my Wes Ginny Slide Rule, sheet! Left me 'ranged all night.
Gonna get me a brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. When I get me that brand-new cooktop, treat it nice and sweet. Put that ole Slide Rule in the oven, baby, 'n' turn me up the heat.
Cuz I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. Yeah I woke up this morning, wrapped around my range. It was too hot to handle, but it fried my brain.