Elf Droopydrawers - What Drippynose saw was totally innocent. I admit, I was looking at tits, but only to see if they were coping with the cold weather. Their pecker hasn't been used for some time and I needed to make sure it was still fit to eat.

Or it might have been me training robins to sit on pieces of coloured paper whilst I take pictures of them to use as greetings cards. It was all done very humanely (or robinely) and the only creature to suffer was the little pink worm used to coax the robin into position.

Any news on your Postal Elf yet? He didn't seem very happy a few posts up... perhaps he should get himself a Union Rep and some time off for work related, stress induced illness.

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