THATS IT

NO MORE

Try putting me on a watchout with that pair of silly boys again and the entire girl elf population will be called out on strike and you know what that means. NO MORE HOT CHOCOLATE!!


Drippynose is silly beyond belief of course I know what Droopydrawers saw indeed I saw it myself he really has been away from the pole for to long. Mind you I didn't think a woman fondling a feeding log could have such an effect on a boy elf.

The cruelty to pink squirmy things was duely noted and reported but the Robin looked most happy to oblige by sitting still while she used the impograph. Imps down here must be an awful lot smaller than home or perhaps they have found some way of looking at the thing they are painting without actually having to be there because she came inside and attatched the little box to a bigger box and there was the robin nicely painted.

Next year do not send me to watch anyone who sews. I only sat down for a moment to rest dratted woman isn't fussy where she leaves her needle. Drippynose had to apply the plaster that blighter Droopydrawers could do nothing for rolling on the floor laughing it's a wonder he didn't wake Seccsy up.

Please Please Please let me come home now before i murder those two.

Yours Senior investigator Elf Snugglebutt